98.00% within GSL (98.6% excluding proper nouns)
Flesch Reading Ease Score: 89.7
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.3
I watched the second hand move. 600 seconds later, I sat down at the dinner table. 34 seconds after that, I began to eat. I don’t remember what we ate. But I do remember that it took me 1022 seconds to finish my meal. At the time, I was only 239,252,406 seconds old, but I knew something important. If you could measure time, time which you cannot see, or hear, or touch, or taste, you could measure everything. And I did.
I measured myself twice daily (currently 174 centimeters), how fast my mother talked (210 words per minutes), and how slowly my father walked up the stairs (1.3 kilometers per hour). It was after I entered high school that I began to measure things most people claimed could not be measured. For example, loneliness. Loneliness can be measured in eye contact. An average person who only looks into another person’s eyes 37 times per day will feel lonely. When I was fourteen, I spent 62% of my days in loneliness. And fear, fear is when your heart beats 21.3% faster than average. I spent one month in fear, studying for my high school entrance examinations.
I had an old friend. Her name was Tammy. She used to hold my hand with 30 kilograms of force or 7 kilograms more than the average girl her age. Her eyes were blue. Color is a wave. The blue of her eyes was 472 nanometers long, which is the same as the ocean on an August afternoon. She told me that really, I could not measure anything. She said that 1 centimeter, 1 second, 1 kilogram were just ideas and did not really mean anything.
The day before we left for our separate universities, we ate in the best restaurant in town. We ate cake topped with gold leaf. The cake had 248 calories, enough to keep a body running for 3218.69 meters. She said goodbye to me 19 times. The last time she said goodbye, she looked down at a 37.4 degree angle. She did not look up when I said I would see her again soon.
At university, I learned to measure the electrical force of surprise, the speed of memory, and the time loss of confusion. I wrote papers which my friends did not read, but still said were wonderful. I moved into my own office on the first floor with a big window. But lately I think that maybe Tammy was right. Maybe measurements do not mean quite so much as I think. When Tammy used to talk to me, her breath smelled almost sweet. It was a special kind of smell. I think it might have been vanilla. But I cannot be sure. And I have no idea of how to measure a thing forgotten.